Bricks

Ways to use a brick
-shoes                                          -as a basketball
-to build a house                         -garden path
-to kill someone                          -weights at the gym
-use as a hat                                 -as a fly swatter
-a vase for flowers                       -sit on when driving if you can't see over the dash
-paper weight                               -nail file
-to throw through a window        -as a hammer
-wear as earrings                           -a rolling pin
-cover a mouse hole                     -an anchor
-a musical instrument                   -as chalk
-use as a prop                               -create a fake cellpone